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201+ Chocolate Puns and Jokes to Make You Snicker

Chocolate our favourite sweet treat! Get ready to tickle your funny bone and satisfy your sweet tooth with these 50 delightful chocolate puns. From light-hearted jokes to clever wordplay, these puns are sure to bring a smile to your face and a craving for some chocolatey goodness.

Chocolate lovers this list of chocolate puns is for you!

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Chocolate Puns

Here are the best chocolate puns. No matter whether you prefer  white, milk, bitter, dark or ruby chocolate – you’ll appreciate these funny chocolate puns. Send them to a friend or use them as Instagram captions.

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  • I’m feeling choco-lit!
  • Chocolate Chip Off the Old Block
  • Cocoa Couture
  • I love you a choco-lot
  • Cocoa Cabana
  • Wake me up before you cocoa.
  • I just got over my addiction to chocolate, I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
  • Life is like a box of chocolates – full of surprises and occasionally a little nutty.
  • I love you more than chocolate, but please don’t make me prove it!
  • Chocolate is the answer, no matter what the question is.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
  • When I dip you dip we dip… in chocolate!
  • Chocolate may not solve everything, but it’s a great start.
  • Don’t be afraid to take big steps, like diving into a box of chocolates.
  • I’m not a chocoholic, I’m a chocolate enthusiast!
  • Chocolate: because it’s too early for wine.
  • Chocolate is the ultimate comfort food, except for when it melts in your hand.
  • Life happens, chocolate helps.
  • Some people are worth melting for… especially if they’re made of chocolate.
  • I’m on a seafood diet. I see chocolate, and I eat it.
  • Chocolate is my love language.
  • I’m in a bit of a Crunch.
  • People keep accusing me of stealing their Kit Kat. Give me a break.

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The ultimate chocolate puns

  • Life is short, eat the chocolate first
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, and that’s kind of the same thing.
  • I’m a chocoholic: I need chocolate to function properly.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands
  • I’m not chocolate, but I’m cocoa-nuts about you.
  • Don’t be afraid to indulge in a little chocolate therapy.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m in love with chocolate, and so are you!
  • I was walking on the street the other day, and someone threw some milk chocolate bars at me. How dairy!
  • Yesterday, I stole half of my friend’s Kit Kat. Today, they did the same to me. I guess it was Kit for Kat.
  • I ordered two chocolate clocks from Amazon a few weeks ago and they haven’t arrived yet. They’re sure taking their very sweet time getting here.
  • Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
  • The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
  • In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
  • Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
  • If you cross chocolate, a big strawberry, ice, cold milk and a giant pineapple, in your free time on the weekend, you’d get the world’s greatest Sundae.
  • It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss
  • The donut went to the dentist to get a chocolate filling.
  • The dark chocolate was the bitter half of me
  • When chocolate bars sing Christmas carols, the song of choice is Almond Joy to the World.
  • The milk chocolate said to the white chocolate, “Come to the dark side.”
  • A chocolate maker fools people with Twix.
  • Don’t fight with me over chocolate, I am not someone to be truffled with.
  • When the chocolate bar and milk shook hands, it was a chocolate milkshake.
  • Don’t eat chocolate too fast, or you’ll choke-a-lot.
  • One Disney character loves chocolate more than the others. It’s Kinder-ella.
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Hot Chocolate Puns

More funny puns about hot chocolate.

  • You’re the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
  • You are one hot cocoa!
  • Drop is like it’s hot chocolate
  • Wake me up before you cocoa
  • Keep warm and hot chocolate on
  • How does the cocoa bean stay fit? By doing choco-lates and squats
  • When a chocolate bar goes to the desert, it becomes hot chocolate.
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Short Chocolate Puns

Short funny chocolate puns to make you smile.

  • Choc-o-holic
  • Cocoa Connoisseur
  • Gonna get chip faced
  • Cocoa Commotion
  • Chocoholic Anonymous
  • Cocoa Coma
  • Choc it out
  • You stole a Reese’s Piece of my heart
  • You’re my Kinder person
  • Sorry I’m choco-late
  • I can’t Reese’st you!
  • Don’t be a chocolate downie!
  • I’m in a lot of truffle
  • I like the way you Rolo
  • I knew you were truffle when you walked in
  • Do you want chocolate? Here you bar
  • You stole a Reese’s Piece of my heart
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Chocolate Jokes

The best chocolate jokes that will make you snicker!

  • Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to therapy? Because it had too many chips on its shoulders.
  • What do you call a dinosaur made of chocolate? A choco-saurus rex.
  • Why did the chocolate cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby.
  • I’ve never met a problem that chocolate couldn’t solve – at least temporarily.
  • Why did the chocolate bar go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
  • What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane chocolate!
  • Why did the chocolate chip cookies go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
  • What’s a vampire’s favorite type of chocolate? Ghoul-ate!
  • Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a little smarter!
  • Why did the chocolate break up with the peanut butter? It was getting too nutty.
  • What’s a sheep’s favourite chocolate? A candy baa
  • What fruit loves chocolate? A cocoa nut.
  • What is the spookiest type of chocolate? Kinder Boo-enos.
  • What do you call a chocolate bar that sings? A candy wrapper!
  • What is suns favourite chocolate bar? – A milky way.
  • An astronaut’s favorite chocolate is a Mars bar.
  • What is a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
  • What do you call a lamb dipped in chocolate? A chocolate baa.
  • How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate? Turn off the lights.
  • What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk? – A mootation
  • What is the best part of Valentine’s day? – The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
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More Chocolate Jokes

  • Why did the farmer buy a brown cow? – He wanted chocolate milk.
  • What is the best part of Valentine’s day? – The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
  • What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called? – Oompa Lumpur.
  • I just ate too much chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows. I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
  • Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
  • What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? Kitty Cat bar.
  • What is a chocolate covered car called? – A Ferrari Rocher.
  • What is a monkey’s favourite cookie? – Chocolate Chimp!
  • How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream.
  • Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
  • What kind of candy never arrives on time? – Choco-late.
  • What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called? – Oompa Lumpur.
  • I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a Twix, and a kinder. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter.
  • What do you call a cow with a stutter? Cacao
  • I was walking on the street the other day, and someone threw some milk chocolate bars at me. How dairy!
  • What kind of chocolate bar can you eat in a library? A Wispa.
  • What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur? – chocolate chip wookiee.
  • What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat? Chocolate mousse.
  • What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar? – Nestle Crunk bar.
  • What type of bar is kid friendly? – A chocolate bar.
  • What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? – A Kitty Kat bar.
  • Why didn’t the chocolate share its secrets? Because it didn’t want to spill the cocoa beans!
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Hilarious Chocolate Puns

  • I quite like breaking the rules. The other day, I had an After Eight just after half-past seven.
  • The favorite chocolate bar of every bus driver is a Double Decker.
  • You should always use a Lindt roller to get chocolate off of your shirt.
  • Chocolate cakes are not really good friends because they have a habit of dessert-ing people.
  • The favorite chocolate of any big movie star is GoDIVA.
  • There are so many Reese-ons why chocolates are the best thing in the world.

So there you have it – 201+ chocolate puns guaranteed to satisfy your sweet tooth and tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a chocoholic or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, this collection of chocolate puns are sure to bring a smile to your face. So go ahead, indulge in some chocolatey goodness and let the laughter begin!

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