105+ Bread Puns To Make You Loaf Out Load

We all love bread right? Baking bread is a popular pastime. Whether you love sourdough bread or a crusty bread roll, these hilarious bread puns and jokes will really make you loaf!

These bread puns never get stale and all you carb enthusiast and foodie friends will love them.

Dive into this list of funny bread puns guaranteed to have you laughing your buns off or rushing to the kitchen to whip up a fresh loaf. Let’s get this dough-lightful journey started!

Bread Puns

Here are the best bread puns that rise to the occasion.

I loaf you.
I don’t want naan of that.
It is wheat it is.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
Butter luck next time.
Second to naan.
Don’t be so kneady.
Don’t be sour, dough.
Rye-se and shine.
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Don’t go baking my heart.
Re-pita story one more time.
We’re on a knead to know basis.
All you knead is loaf.
Don’t be sourdough, let’s be friends!
I’m on a roll today!
It’s a matter of loaf or death.
It’s naan of your business.
Have a loaf-ly day.
What’s a baker’s favorite track? The bread-crumbs!
Let’s get toasty together.
Ciabatta hurry up.
Did you hear about the baker who quit? He couldn’t make enough dough.
I’m kneadful of your company.
You’re the yeast I could do.
I’m rolling with the dough punches.
Let’s rise to the occasion!
I’m not lion, this bread is mane-ificent!
What did the loaf of bread say to the butter? “You’re my butter half.”
This is how I roll.
You’re looking like a stud muffin today!
Your the apple of my rye
I’ve got a lot of crust in you.
In loaf with you.

Short Bread Puns

This list of bread puns make great Instagram captions.

I’m not a bad influence; I’m just in-bread that way.
Wheat be cute together.
You’re the best thing since sliced bread!
You’re the apple of my rye.
My loaf for you is rising.
Crust me, I got this.
Rye don’t you bake me on a date?
Let’s break bread together.
I can dough better.
I’m a-maize-ing, just like this cornbread.
This is my jam!
It was a hy-bread.
I’m rolling in the dough.
Let’s get toasty.
I went there yeast-erday.
Don’t be a crumb, share the love!
I’m on a roll, butter believe it.
I’m knead-y for a good time.
Let’s make it grain.
I’m b-ready to have some bun.
This is the upper crust of jokes.
Let’s turn up the heat, things are about to get toasty!
I’m not loafing around, I’m serious about these puns.
I’m in-loaf with this moment.
Wheat make the best of friends.
Let’s make some dough together.
Crust me, you’re awesome!
Let’s get this dough on the road.
I’m on a roll and it’s not even a Monday!
This bread is rising to the occasion.
You’re the butter to my bread.
Let’s be loaf-long friends.

Cute Puns

I’m all bready for a good time.
I’m not loafing off, I’m on a permanent break.
I’m dough-lighted to be here.
Let’s share the dough and spread the love.
You’re my favorite loaf story.
I’m just a bread-winner trying to make some dough.
Let’s make like bread and roll.
I’m on cloud bread nine.
I’m not loafing, I’m just taking a breather.
Let’s rise together and conquer the day.
I’m in-crust-ing you with my friendship.
Let’s toast to good times!
I’m on a roll because I’m on a roll.
I’m dough-ing my best, I swear!
Let’s make a toast to us.
A loaf of bread’s favorite show is Breaking Bread.
I’m just here to spread some joy and butter.
Let’s have a crumby day together.
I’m not a loaf-er; I’m a go-getter.
You’re my daily bread.
Let’s get this dough show on the road.
I’m rising to the occasion.
Let’s loaf around together.
I’m not lion, this bread is mane-ificent!
At night, you knead to read bread-time stories.
I’m just here to knead out some good vibes.
Let’s break bread and make memories.
Did you see the movie with Tom Cruise? It’s called Top Bun.
Dough or doughnut, there is no rye.
I’m staying at a bread and breakfast.
The bread said to the cheese, “I’m so grilled to see you.”

Funny Bread Puns

I’m not loafing, I’m just on a roll.
I’m dough-ing my best, crust me.
Let’s be loaf-long companions.
I’m not crumby, I’m just having a flaky day.
Let’s rise and shine!
Stop loafing around.
Baking is a labor of loaf.
A baker gave me some sweet bread, it was pretty sourdough.
Whenever I take a photo of my loaf of bread, it comes out all grainy.
I’m kneadful of your friendship.
I’m not loafing, I’m just rising above it all.
Let’s make like bread and loaf.
I’m not loafing around; I’m just having a roll call.
I’m dough-lighted to be your friend.
Let’s toast to the good times.
I have a rye sense of humor.
The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin, but was told to not be so kneady.
I’m not loafing, I’m just taking a breather.
Let’s rise to the occasion and make it a great day.
I’m just a loaf in the wind.
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
The best bread jokes are yet to crumb.
A baker’s favorite time of year is Yeaster!
Half-baked bread puns are the worst.
I’m knead deep in happiness.
Let’s make like bread and roll out.
I heard the baker had a loaf changing experience.
I’m not loafing, I’m just unleavened.
English muffins aren’t born, they’re bread.
You’ll never find a crumby bread pun.

Bread Jokes

Funny bread jokes for a good laugh.

What did the bread say to the other bread at the party? You’re the upper crust!
What’s a bread’s favorite board game? Crust-acean.
What was the loaf of breads favourite Justin Timberlake song? Rye me a river
What dance did the 2 loaves of bread do together at the club? Bump and grained
What did the bread say to the butter who kept forgetting things? You’re really on a roll.
What’s a bread’s favorite dance move? The twist and roll.
What’s a bread’s favorite type of humor? Dry wit.
What did the slice of bread say to the other when he was challenging him to a fight? Crumb and get some.
What kind of dog did the baker have? A pure bread
What do loaves of bread enjoy doing on their camping trips? Wheat water rafting
A bread baker’s bread factory burned down. Now his business is toast.
What did the bread say to the fridge? You’re too cool for me.
What did the bread say when it saw a ghost? I’m toast!
What’s a bread’s favorite superhero? Captain Crust.
What’s a baker’s favorite movie? Loaf Actually.
Careful when you compliment a chef’s hot buns—they might bake it the wrong way!
What is the most popular selling book in the bread community? 50 shades of grain.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”
Why did everyone stare at the oven? Because they saw the hot cross buns.
What do you call someone who is allergic to burnt bread? Black-toast intolerant.
What do you call a loaf with a six-pack? Well-kneaded.
What do you call a stolen loaf of bread? A baguette-and-run.
What did the loaf of bread say when he walked into his house after returning from vacation? Home wheat home.

Bread Pun Names

Rye-n Rye-nolds
Bread Sheeran
Jane Dough
Bread Pitt
Vincent van Dough
Naan-cy Juvonen
Bread Paisley
Wheat-ney Houston
Ma-dough-na
Marlon Bran-dough
Angelina Dough-lie
Bread-ley Cooper
Yeast-ie Boys
Crostini Aguilera
Rye-hanna
Leonar-dough DiCaprio
Winona Rye-der
Yeast Witherspoon
Jennifer Dough-pez
Clint Yeast-wood
Elon Crust
Pita Pan
Jason Dough-rulo
Kristen Boule
Toast Malone
Pita Ora
John Dough
Challah Berry
Grain Johnson
Bill Mur-rye

More Bread Jokes

More hilarious jokes about bread.

What did the bread say to the dough? You’re my other half.
What did the bread say when it won an award? I’d like to thank my kneaders.
What did the bread say to the other bread on the dance floor? Let’s get this bread!
What did the bread say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You make my heart melt.
What are the tell-tale signs of a radical baker? They’re always going against the grain.
What do you call 52 slices of bread? A deck of carbs.
What do you call a curious piece of toast? Wonder Bread.
Why did the baker panic? Because it was a loaf or death situation.
What did the crouton say to the bag of flour? I wasn’t born yeast-erday!
What did one piece of bread say to the other? I loaf you.
What did mama bread say to her kids? It’s way past your breadtime!
How does bread make you fall in love? It gives you lots of flours.
What did one bread lover say to the other? Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why did the baker’s card get declined? He didn’t have enough dough!
How do you make dog bread? Just use collie flour.
Who are all the croutons crushing over? Bread Pitt.
What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread? The upper crust.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun? It tends to get stale.
Why doesn’t bread like warmer weather? Because it gets too toasty.
What do you call a rabbit who has spent too long in the sun? A hot cross bun-ny.
Why is the baker in a bad mood? He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

How do you say hello to German bread? Gluten tag.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend? To get a rise out of him!
Why were the loaves of bread angry? Because they are being made into a knuckle sandwich.
Where do loaves of bread go to send post to each other? The toast office.
Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend? The relationship was crumbling.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy? She lost out on a juicy roll.
What is the richest part of the bread? Elon Crust.
Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim? People kept commenting on his hot buns.
Why was the loaf of bread upset? His plans kept going a rye.
Why did the aging bread roll retire? Her career was already toast.
What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer? Rye so serious.
What are the best shoes to wear while eating bread? Loafers.
If you order pita bread twice…Does that make it repeata bread?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bread. Bread who? You bread my mind.
Why do dough balls throw great parties? They always rise to the occasion.
Why did vampires leave the restaurant? Someone ordered garlic bread.
What do you call a roll that loses weight? Flat bread.
What’s a mermaid’s favorite meal? A sand-wich!
Who is a bagel’s favorite rapper? Toast Malone.
Why is the gluten-free boy afraid of the dark? He sees bread people.
What did the toast say to the psychic? You bread my mind!
What is the baker’s favorite TV show? The Walking Bread!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You’re toast!

What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor? It’s the yeast I could do.
What happens if a baguette forgets his umbrella? He will get soaking wheat all over.
What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth? I’m bready for bed.
What kind of dog did the baker have? A pure bread.
What does a bread say to win over friends? You can crust me.
How does bread relax after it’s finished baking? It loafs around.
How do the French get bread home? They baguette.
How does bread remember things? It uses toast-it notes.
What do you call bread that has been baked by Shakespeare? Poet-rye.
What do you call holy bread? Jesus Crust.
What do you call the baker who earns the most money? The bread-winner.
What did the bread say to the roll when they were playing hide and seek? Bready, or not here I crumb.
What do you call a flying bagel? A plane bagel.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory? Butter up your boss.
What did the bread say to the roll when they were playing hide and seek? Bready, or not here I crumb.
Why was the bread acting clingy? Because it kneaded attention.
What do the sun and bread have in common? They both rise in the yeast.

So there are the best bread puns that you will fall in loaf with. Whether you are looking for the perfect Instagram captions or want to put a smile on someones face, there’s a bread pun for you.

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